I remember watching a couple of Chuck Norris movies when I was a kid... not by choice, but by majority rule, being my parents.

Several years forward and I've been a fan of Conan O' Brien for his show "Late Night with Conan O' Brien" which kept me awake during sleepless and busy nights. If you're familiar with the show, he always makes it a point to include a Chuck Norris joke somewhere in his show.

Then, he came up with showing Chuck Norris snippets from the defunct television series Walker Texas Ranger where Chuck Norris seems to have hilarious dialogues and scenes even if it was not intended.

Showing several clips of Chuck Norris made me a fan for his one-liners, dialogues, stunts and antics.




Last night, I just discovered this website:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com which has some out-of-this-world invented but hilarious facts made up for Chuck Norris' character. Some are cheezily corny, some are outrageously hilarious.... but it wouldn't fit Chuck Norris if it weren't presented in that manner.

Here are a few:

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
3. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
4. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
5. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
6. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
7. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

I'm still navigating the site, but I'd like to share it with you Chuckaholics or Norrisians (whatever the term may be).